Jokes

A Corby fan wanders into The Triangle with his dog to watch his idols perform in a live match. He stands at the foot of the stand and his dog lies at his feet, also watching the match. It's not Corby's day and the Steelmen lose the match. As the final whistle goes and the PA announcer reads out the score, the dog starts barking wildly, leaping up and down and biting lumps out of the leg of the nearest fan. The other supporters watch this in astonishment then one asks the fan: 
'Here, what's got inty your dug?' 
The fan shrugs resignedly and replies: 
'Well, he's Corby-daft, that dug. He really does his nut when they get beat.' 
'Is that a fact?' says the fan, 'And what does he get .up to when they win?' 
'I don't know,' says the Corby fan, 'I've only had him six months.'

Rushden & Diamonds were having a dreadful season. They hadn't won a game for 12 weeks and the manager was at the end of his tether. "Look," suggested a friend one evening, "why don't you take the whole squad out for a ten mile run every day?"

"What good will that do?" moaned the manager.

"Well," replied his friend, "today's Sunday. By next Saturday they'll be 60 miles away and you won't have to worry about them."

Last year, my aged Great Aunt, who is more than a bit senile, gave me a Kettering Town season ticket for Christmas. Not wanting it, I took it down to Rockingham Road, and nailed it to the gates. A couple of weeks later, I had a change of heart, and decided that it was stupid to give something as valuable as that to any old stranger, so I went to retrieve the prized item. When I returned however it was too late. Some creep had nicked the nail.

If The Coca-Cola League is the ‘Real’ League for ‘Real’ Fans, Is the Ryman League the ‘Stationary’ League for ‘Stationary’ Fans?

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall – so the referee booked him!